SpaceX Expendable Rocket Fails

SpaceX expendable rocket fails to be expended

Today’s Sescom launch by SpaceX failed spectacularly when the expendable first stage failed to be expended, surviving after soft-landing in the ocean. An embarrassed SpaceX had no choice but to attempt to tow the rocket to shore, lest it reveal ITAR-restricted secrets and other proprietary information of SpaceX to anyone who cared to salvage it.